Why He’s Hot:
- Damn, put down that spinster romance novel and give your eyes something they might actually get excited over. This is Hayden Christensen bitches, and he has a face that could heat up even the most frigid of loins. Just one look at that body and you’ll be marking off the days on your calendar since you last got a piece.
- Have you seen that smile? No really, you should probably look again. Ok, I’ll give you a break now…but seriously, that’s a smile that could melt your insides. That smirk, it’s an “I know something you don’t know” kind of face that has you wondering just what he might have up his sleeve for later. Whatever it is, you wouldn’t mind making a few poor life decisions to find out.
- He was motherfucking Darth Vader. Let’s skip over the Oscar worthy performance, who needs theatric genius when that face could bring an entire room of teenage girls and their mothers to their knees? It doesn’t take much to imagine what kind of force would be working behind that light saber.
- He’s a good guy, the kind you would bring home to mom. He has a wife. A hot wife. As hard as you try to look past his charming family man qualities to find the rough and tumble, throw you up against a wall bad boy that fuels all your fantasies you can’t deny that his nature has you thinking that maybe, just maybe you’ll meet him on the street someday and be swept off your feet.
- He was a model. A blonde haired, blue eyed, please just take me now, model. One day he looks like the boy next door, then the next it’s SMACK - raging sex pot. He has lips that you wouldn’t mind tasting for breakfast and he’s not afraid to get dirty to get the job done. Just make sure that when he gets ready to clean up for the day you’re there to jump in with him.
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