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Posted 6 months ago
Beavis: My guidance counselor said that same thing, you know, that I don’t have to feel like a waste of space, but when Katy Perry says it, and she has fireworks coming out her boobs, it kind of uh, kind of gives me a special feeling, you know what I’m saying?
Butthead: Yeah, except Katy Perry’s not talking about you Beavis. She’s talking about that Dove model by the pool.“Dove model” is now my favorite compliment.
Posted 1 year ago
OH MY GOD PATRICK OH MY GOD
Posted 1 year ago
Why He’s Hot:
- Sergio Ramos. Just say the fucking name. Sergio motherfucking Ramos. Let it roll on your tongue. This man is the sexiest man on EARTH. Anyone would wanna bang this GQ Mothafucka.
- Have you seen that body?! Well get prepared to drool all over the keyboard. Look at those arms and those perfectly sculpted abs. I would just wanna lick whipped cream off THAT body. Any woman (or even man) would dream off having that body all to themselves…
- His face. It’s so sexy. Those unbelievable eyes… When he smiles, I just want to drop on the floor. Imagine him looking at you like this. Wouldn’t you just jump on him? Or surrender to everything he tells you if he looked at you like this… Man…my imaginations are running wilder and hotter…
- His hair. I just love that friggin’ hair! It just makes him look even MORE delicious. The way it sways around when he’s playing. The way he touches it. Just makes him who he is.
- He’s a footballer. So he totally goes has to stretch with other guys, hug other guys, and other stuff…
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Posted 1 year ago
Can I just say he looks pretty.
Can I point out that his shirt says: NO SHOES NO SHIRT
Love it!
Posted 1 year ago
Is it just me or does Mark look kinda hot in this photo?
